Aries

A showdown between Mars and Pluto has taken all horoscopes offline for the day. The good news is we all have tickets to the fight, and they’re selling local strawberries at the concession stand.

Taurus

A showdown between Mars and Pluto has taken all horoscopes offline for the day. The good news is we all have tickets to the fight, and they’re selling local strawberries at the concession stand.

Gemini

A showdown between Mars and Pluto has taken all horoscopes offline for the day. The good news is we all have tickets to the fight, and they’re selling local strawberries at the concession stand.

Cancer

A showdown between Mars and Pluto has taken all horoscopes offline for the day. The good news is we all have tickets to the fight, and they’re selling local strawberries at the concession stand.

Leo

A showdown between Mars and Pluto has taken all horoscopes offline for the day. The good news is we all have tickets to the fight, and they’re selling local strawberries at the concession stand.

Virgo

A showdown between Mars and Pluto has taken all horoscopes offline for the day. The good news is we all have tickets to the fight, and they’re selling local strawberries at the concession stand.

Libra

A showdown between Mars and Pluto has taken all horoscopes offline for the day. The good news is we all have tickets to the fight, and they’re selling local strawberries at the concession stand.

Scorpio

A showdown between Mars and Pluto has taken all horoscopes offline for the day. The good news is we all have tickets to the fight, and they’re selling local strawberries at the concession stand.

Sagittarius

A showdown between Mars and Pluto has taken all horoscopes offline for the day. The good news is we all have tickets to the fight, and they’re selling local strawberries at the concession stand.

Capricorn

A showdown between Mars and Pluto has taken all horoscopes offline for the day. The good news is we all have tickets to the fight, and they’re selling local strawberries at the concession stand.

Aquarius

A showdown between Mars and Pluto has taken all horoscopes offline for the day. The good news is we all have tickets to the fight, and they’re selling local strawberries at the concession stand.

Pisces

A showdown between Mars and Pluto has taken all horoscopes offline for the day. The good news is we all have tickets to the fight, and they’re selling local strawberries at the concession stand.