Aries

Phew. Yesterday was intense. Ease into today, one strawberry at a time, as the saying goes.

Taurus

Yesterday’s chaos and conflict has left you exhausted, yearning for a sense of peas.

Gemini

As the moon glides on into grounded Taurus, you have permission to take a personal day. Take things slow, sleep in, get lost in a blueberry.

Cancer

As yesterday’s war-torn skies usher in Taurus’s calm influence, you may find today an opportune time to reevaluate your relationship with local tomatoes.
 

Leo

A sense of stability has returned to you, and you may find that career matters are at the forefront of your mind today. You say the word “occupation” over and over until the word loses all meaning and transforms into the word “jalapeno.”

Virgo

A hidden talent is likely to emerge today. One that you didn’t even know you had. This is a clear opportunity to try a new recipe with zucchini.

Libra

Love is in the air today, and flowers are in the ground. Be forewarned: Someone may try to give you the birds and the bees talk today.

Scorpio

Explore your emotional horizons today and give things a chance that you previously thought you were certain about. Ideally, by this evening you’ll be crying over a bowl of blueberries, telling them that you’ve taken them for granted.
 

Sagittarius

A newfound stability today has put you in the mood to be productive. You want nothing more than to produce something. Locally. Yep, local produce. That’s what you’re in the mood for today.

Capricorn

Today is a day for indulgence and leisure. Hire some people to fan you with giant leaves, and then another person to feed you grapes while you lie there on your fainting couch. Borrow a fainting couch if you have to.

Aquarius

Today calls for rest and retreat. Rest up somewhere comfy, treat yourself to some blueberries, and then retreat yourself to some more.

Pisces

You’re tough to pin down today. There are chores to be done, errands to run, but you just cannot get your mind off of local strawberries.